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The mind of The Strength; your favorite producer's, favorite producer's, unknown producer. I live by these words: "Beats for emcees; not rappers."

This.

In 2 more year (age 4), Aria Illest will start her training. After all, she has to live up to the Illest name. 

She is gorgeous, so I will require her to take care of herself. This will keep the rest of my family out of prison.  

Whoa!

Chick mad because I opened the door for her? I know how I was raised. I’m in the wrong, how?

That’s okay. For now on, I’m gonna bully politeness upon people; come let me open this door for you, or I’m robbing you for your wallet and phone.

Run dat.

From the desk of The Strength:

Dear all,

All big, bald, bearded black men do NOT look like Rick Ross or Kimbo Slice. The next person to call me either one, I’m going to break your right eye socket with a left haymaker, then a create mediocre Hip-Hop power ballad about it produced by Justice League.

I promise.

That is all.

~Management

  • Judge:

    Are you Mr. Javon Illest

  • Me:

    Yes, your honor.

  • Judge:

    Who is the custodial parent?

  • Me:

    Lena Not Ill, your honor.

  • Judge:

    She's not here?

  • DCSE:

    No, your honor. We are here on her behalf.

  • Judge:

    I was talking to Mr. Illest! Where is she?

  • DCSE:

    We do not know. We don't have an address for her, nor a place of employment.

  • Me:

    *Pulls mic closer* Permission to speak, your honor?

  • Judge:

    Go on, Mr. Illest.

  • Me:

    I've been notified by Ms. Not Ill that, as of Sunday, she is in Florida...

  • Judge:

    Wait. She has no job BUT she is able to travel to Florida?

  • DCSE:

    We had no idea...

  • Me:

    Also, my son has been in my care since June, and...

  • Judge:

    *Interrupting* Wait! So, it seems that she is taking trips to Florida using child support money, if you have had your son?

  • Me:

    It seems so, your honor.

  • Judge:

    Case dismissed.

  • DCSE:

    On behalf of Lena Not Ill, we...

  • Judge:

    *Interrupting* Wait! Are we still talking about Mr. Illest's case?

  • DCSE:

    Yes, your honor.

  • Judge:

    I said dismissed! Get out of my courtroom!

  • DCSE:

    -.-

  • Me:

    :-D

Should I not feel some sort of way…

…when my son’s mother, who hasn’t worked more than 3 months at a time in 3 years, who can somehow afford to whip a 2008 Acura TL (car note), can afford lavish trips to FL (there now as we speak), and hasn’t seen our son but for a week out of the summer (I have him against court order), is taking me to court to raise my child support?

And, its men out here not taking care of their kids, and don’t go through this shit…

Man, I sure can pick them, huh?

Man…

There’s nothing like a freshly edged-up beard that yells, “Girl, let me make that thang moisturize it!”

…it’s feeling a little dry.

1 in 5 teenagers have thought about suicide, about 1 in 6 teenagers have made plans for suicide, and more than 1 in 12 teenagers have attempted suicide in the last year. As many as 8 out of 10 teenagers who have commited suicide tried to ask for help in some way before committing suicide. Reblog this if you’re always here to listen.

thedaydreamkid3:

This will always be in my Q

Trying to step the beard game up. If I can have that willpower, anything can happen.