ME ALL DAY
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Me:
*Being pulled over* FUCK!!!
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Officer:
*Approaching the car* Good afternoon, sir.
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Me:
Good afternoon, Officer.... *looks at nameplate* Thompson.
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Officer:
Do you know why I pulled you today?
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Me:
No, sir.
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Officer:
You were doing 35 in a school zone.
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Me:
But, the posted speed limit IS 35, the school zone speed limit starts at 3:15pm...
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Officer:
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Me:
...Monday through Friday...
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Officer:
.....
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Me:
...and, today is Saturday.
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Officer:
Oh.
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Me:
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Officer:
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Me:
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Officer:
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Me:
*Puts both hands on the wheel and looks forward*
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Officer:
You stay out of trouble, sir.
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Me:
You too. *Starts car and pulls off*
I want to be friends with artists, musicians and writers.. why u no like me?
hiphopphotomuseum:
Photo of Buckshot and Evil Dee by Carl Posey for Rap Pages Magazine (1996). These homies always hit me hard, timeless. They changed the game, unfortunately Black Moon ain’t get the credit they deserve. Too much Hip-Hop. Big shot out to Duck Down Music.
“The mind tricks the body; body thinks the mind’s crazy.”
On earth as it is in heaven, anything goes…
Ras Kass records will never grow old.Want
